David Tennant has socks for each day of the week.
Posted 8 hours ago
That awkward moment as I stare at a girl’s boobs as I walk by and then look up to see her staring at me…
Posted 2 days ago
When I was little, my parents used to tell me that the ice cream truck was actually the music truck, which drove around bringing music to all the children.
Posted 5 days ago
A Joke I Just Came Up With
- Me: Who do italian vegetables hire?
- Me: A-spara-guy!
Posted 1 week ago
Everyone has a list of things that they believe that everyone else should know, which is of course utterly and completely ridiculous, because if everyone spent their time learning what everyone else thought was important, we’d probably all decide that learning was a waste of our time and go back to eating raw animals and living in caves to survive. So next time you find it completely incomprehensible that someone doesn’t know who John and Hank Green are, or what beer goes best with a good New York strip steak, think about the fact that they might know more abut the manufacturing of bedpans in southern asia than you ever ever will. It will also get your mind off of the steak.
Posted 2 weeks ago
Going to a showing of Raiders of the Lost Ark tomorrow.
Spoiler alert: Indiana Jones does not get crushed by the giant boulder in the first scene.
Posted 2 weeks ago
- My Brother: So... Psych is pretty good. Pretty good.
- Me: Told you so.
- My Brother: Yeah. So, I'm pretty excited for some Shules.
- Me: ... What?
- My Brother: You know, Shawn and-
- Me: I know what it means.
- Me: Why do you.
- Me: Why do you even know what that means.
- My Brother: ...
- Me: Oh god.
- Me: You're coming into my world. Don't.
- My Brother: ... What?
- Me: Leave now, mortal.
Posted 3 weeks ago
I think my gayness is rubbing off on my friends and acquaintances.
Ways this is happening:
1. More ties.
2. More bow ties.
3. Girls getting short hair cuts.
4. People seeing the avengers.
Can I get food instead?...
